Its the 6th One Piece movie. Watch it here.
I was pulling an all-nighter and watching this movie while doing homework.
"Wait...How is it scary? Its just One Piece" you're saying to yourself right now but go watch it.
You'll see. You'll all SEE.
1. Mugiwara gang travels to fabled awesome resort party land for fun.
Paradise right? Look at all the shit to do.
But this is a movie right? so bring on the shit storm.
2. Baron Omatsuri (I'm gonna call him Asshole Matsuri from now on) obviously doesn't want them there since he puts them through stupid trials with the prize being to gain entry to the resort.
First Trial? Catch this big-ass goldfish
With that tiny thing Usopp is holding
Except your boy, Muchi (from now on lil Bitchi) cheats.
Home boy Monkey Diggity beats him of course.
3. All seems well thus far right? But something is up. And literally everyone (except for Monkey Diggity ofc) is catching on.
They came looking for a flower.
Robin inquires about said flower.
Oh what do you know the only fucking flower they've seen thus far is where?
ON ASSHOLE MATSURI'S VERY FUCKING SHOULDER
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
4. Turns out Asshole Matsuri is actually a pirate who crash landed a long time ago and can't let go of the past.
So he uses the power of that fucking adorable little flower on his shoulder, the "Lily Carnation", to resurrect his deceased nakama at the cost of the lives of the visitors who lose trials and become emotionally distanced from each other through those trials. This time its Monkey Diggity's nakama.
YEAH!
Well fuck...
5. Monkey Diggity gets down to save his nakama >:D
ooooooooooooh Asshole Matsuri you're in deep shit now
FUCK YEA GET 'EM! MONKEY DIGGITY!
This is what he's up against. Adorable little flower turned into nightmare fuel @_@'''
I mean, the top of it is made out of MONKEY DIGGITY's NAKAMA O_O
THAT IS NOT OKAY MAN ; _ ;
I was like fucking flipping out at 5am peeking out of under my sheet.
Yea forget going to sleep after seeing that. = _ =
6. But in the end it was a HAPPY ENDING :D MONKEY DIGGITY SAVED HIS HOMIES. You didn't think he'd lose did you? Of course not.
Not with all his fucking plot armor. Look at that smug bastard. <3
Saving your asses took a lot of out him. Damn let the fucking man rest.
All in all great movie. 10/10 will have a nightmare about. I mean that fucking flower really creeped me the fuck out. *shudders* = _ =
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